Grey's Anatomy Pain Scale: 'Did She Really Just Call My Uterus Hostile?'

A Male Ballet Dancer Launching Into an Impromptu Interpretive Dance After Karev Tells Him That His Leg Will Have to Be Amputated

Where It Falls On the Pain Scale: 10. Agonizing, white-hot pain. Would be impossible to handle any more pain. Listen, I know that on the list of "People Who Do Not Want to Lose Their Legs to Cancer," ballet dancers are pretty far up there. This point did not have to be made by last night's patient getting his Baryshnikov on after Karev broke the news that his limb would have to be amputated. (So there is room in Seattle Grace for a dying patient to perform Swan Lake but there is not enough room for a Bariatric wing?) Fortunately, April came to the rescue by uncovering some new cancer research that might be able to save the kid's leg.

Worm Man

Where It Falls On the Pain Scale: 7. Nausea. Indigestion. Phantom worm cramps. Last week Shonda Rhimes imported a Treeman from Discovery Health for her "Superfreak" episode, and this week, she created a character who ingested worms for three years in attempt to gain valuable information about curing asthma. No one is quite sure how he was going to solve asthma with worms and that doesn't really matter. The worms gave him a nasty bowel obstruction and gave Cristina a patient with whom to oddly bond. "The fact that people find me strange does not matter," Worm Man sobbed before Cristina wheeled him off to destroy three years of research deftly with a scalpel. "Because I know who I am. Please. Save the worms."

Until next week, remember: Save the worms, guys. Save the worms.

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