The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: 'As You Wish, Tiny Dancer'

If you like watching overweight people chase each other down the streets of a Chicago sound stage and get stuck climbing through windows, you would have loved last night's Mike & Molly, which found the plump lovebirds three dates into their relationship. Cue the insecurities that accompany over-sized intimacy in the latest installment, "Mike's Not Ready."

When viewers reunited with Mike & Molly last night, the female counterpart was getting frisky with her man on the front porch. "I did everything except lift my skirt and fire a starting pistol," Molly would later tell her mother and sister. But an insecure Mike rebuffed her advances, telling Molly that he had to be up early the next morning.

This insecure dismissal made Molly insecure. There was an awkward run-in at the next Overeater's Anonymous meeting, which led to a low-speed chase down the streets of Chicago and a pseudo break-up. Mike and his best friend binge drank their feelings away until -- with the end of the half hour in sight -- Mike drunkenly made his way to Molly's house and confessed that he was insecure about his size.

"Well, I don't know if you've seen me but I'm not perfect either," Molly told Mike as he wedged himself through her second story bedroom window.

"To me you are," Mike offered before realizing that he could not fit through her window.

As usual, here lie the sizest jokes from last night's laugh-a-rama.

Mike: I like round numbers.

Molly: That's good, because you're kissing one.

"As you wish, Tiny Dancer." -- Mike's waiter, after Mike gives him his breakfast order

"You sure it's not because you don't want her to see your big, pasty white heiny?" -- Mike's best friend, asking why Mike hasn't made a move with Molly

"You're also a busty man who wears a t-shirt in the shower." -- Mike's best friend, asking why Mike hasn't made a move with Molly

"Is there something wrong with me? I practically threw myself at him and he ran out of here like he heard an ice cream truck." -- Molly, complaining about how Mike has not made a move yet

"Were you giving him clear signals? Because he looks like he has eaten his share of paint chips." -- Molly's mother, reassuring Molly

"Precious little butterball. Had a thing for pistachio ice cream. Ate it by the bucket." -- Molly's widower blind date on his late wife

"The hell with diets. Why should I struggle to maintain this figure if no one is ever going to love me?" -- Mike

"Maybe we should just hit a White Castle and call it a night." -- Mike, after a night of drinking

"It's a Hallmark moment until Romeo falls and crushes us to death." -- Mike's best friend, as he watches Mike climb a ladder into Molly's second-story bedroom

"That's not something you see everyday: a house giving birth." -- Mike's other friend, as he watches Mike get stuck in Molly's window