Kirk Cameron is 40 Today. Who's Up For Debunking Some Evolution?

You know you're getting old when erstwhile teen heartthrob and current born-again evangelical hero Kirk Cameron turns 40, as he does today. But this isn't about us -- it's about him. With that in mind, let's f*ck up some Darwinists!

Ugh. Sorry about that. It's just such a milestone; I feel so Left Behind. Oh, God. Ugh. Anyway -- happy birthday, Kirk!