No-Brainer of the Day: No One Wants White House Gatecrashers' Autographs
To help recover money owed to a PR firm, Real Housewives of DC stars (and infamous White House Gatecrashers) Michaele and Tareq Salahi are trying to auction off 200 signed photos of themselves on eBay. After the photos failed to receive a single bid their first week on the block, they were marked down from $100 each to $50. At the time of this posting, only two have been purchased. As for the rest? "We might use them for wallpaper," said publicist Kenny Fried. [Yahoo]
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Remember when the Salahis loved me? Quoth Michaele: "Tareq, this is Louis. We love him." Sari, Julie. She's mine.
Not only do I remember it but I have a photo capturing that exact moment, as well as another one of her dancing on the NBC Universal fountain shortly after. You can keep the Salahis as long as I get sole custody of the photo evidence.
The way I stared at him that night, you'd think Jesse Bradford was dancing in the solemn fountains of my eyes. Also: Michaele could shake a leg. We should post the picture here so that awesomer Movieline fans get a bonus treat. Unless I'm in the picture too, gyrating at her side. (Because maybe that happened? I forget.)
Louis, did you or did you not purchase one of the Salahis' autographed "home photos" in attempt to secure your friendship with the Bravo couple?
Um, I thought the Salahis and I had a deal. I buy their autographs if they buy my 12" house remix of "Tardy for the Party" (feat. Jadakiss).
I am ordering 300 holiday cards with Michaele and Tareq on the cover. Should the inside read..."May Your Salahi-days Be Merry" OR "Tariq the Halls with Boughs of Salahi?"