Gleebasing: 'Spears Is Fierce, Yo'

GLEESARY

Gumming -- (v.) What glee club members would be doing if they had no teeth, and could not sing.

Donkey with a wooden leg -- (n.) Actually, I have no idea what this means. Coach Beiste used it to describe Finn's gawking stare after she told Artie that he could be on the football team.

Britney Spears sex riot -- (n.)The kind of out-of-control hormonal revelry that erupts after Mr. Schue dances suggestively to "Toxic."

POP QUIZ

1. Brittany rinses her mouth out with ____ after she brushes her teeth.

a) Chocolate milk

b) Bleach

c) Hawaiian Punch

d) Soda

2. There was one black actor aside from Amber Riley in last night's episode. Which of the following characters did he play?

a) The janitor who mops the floors while Rachel dances in the hallway to "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

b) The yearbook photographer who Brittany mistakes for a paparazzo and hits in the face with an umbrella

c) The football player who threatens to beat up Finn and then later cat-calls to Rachel in the hallway, "Ohh baby, you can hit me as many times as you want as long as you got that on!"

d) A substitute French teacher

3. How many cavities did Brittany have?

a) 38

b) 48

c) 58

d) 68

4. Which of the following lines did Brittany not have in last night's episode?

a) "This room looks like that spaceship I was on when I was probed."

b) "Please don't pull all my teeth. When I'll smile, I'll look like an adult baby butt with boobs."

c) "Are you a cat?"

d) "It looks like a Jewish crown."

5. What does Schue explain as a metaphor for everything that was wrong with his life?

a) His old hair style

b) His old car

c) His ex-wife's fake pregnancy

d) His teeth-grinding habit

6. How does Schue choose to demonstrate his frustration originally after confronting his ex-wife?

a) By hate-singing a few lines from "The Bitch is Back."

b) By shrieking in the boys bathroom until all of the mirrors shatter and doves cry somewhere in the distance.

c) By pulling his signature hairstyle into tight cornrows.

d) By punching the air and kicking the ground.

7. Miraculously, Ryan Murphy waited ___ minutes before giving Sue Sylvester a line in last night's episode.

a) 5 minutes

b) 11 minutes

c) 17 minutes

d) 23 minutes

8. Last night, Artie fantasized about _____.

a) Wearing a McKinley High football uniform

b) Singing "Stronger" on the football field

c) Doing one-armed bench presses

d) All of the above

9. Who is Sue Sylvester's lawyer?

a) Gloria Allred

b) God

c) Herself

d) Edgar Snyder

Answers: 1) d; 2) c; 3) d; 4) d; 5) b; 6) d; 7) d; 8) d; 9) a

Pages: 1 2