Quick, Let's Name 100 People We'd Rather Hear Fox Announce as Idol Judges
You heard the announcement before the announcement: Fox will officially name the 2011 American Idol judges lineup this Wednesday. Sounds like Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez, and Randy Jackson are shoo-ins -- but what if they aren't? Fast, while someone can still print this off and deposit it in Cecile Frot-Coutaz's cubbyhole, let's list 100 more exciting options who could fill Simon Cowell and Kara DioGuardi's old jobs.
Go.
1. Prince
2. Chrissie Hynde
3. Toni Basil
4. Annie Lennox
5. Burt Bacharach
6. Dionne Warwick
7. Courtney Love
8. George Michael
9. Jerry Lee Lewis
10. Etta James
11. Stephen Sondheim
12. Leontyne Pryce
13. Vanity
14. Kelly Clarkson
15. Shakira
16. Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis (in one chair)
17. Meat Loaf
18. Andrew Lloyd Webber
19. Barry Gibb
20. Robin Gibb
21. Alanis Morissette
22. Deborah Harry
23. Michael Stipe
24. Julie Andrews
25. Carol Channing
26. Stevie Nicks
27. Mandy Patinkin
28. Cyndi Lauper
29. Kanye West
30. Van Cliburn
31. Shania Twain
32. Quincy Jones
33. Lauryn Hill
34. Lisa Lisa
35. Susanna Hoffs
36. Sinead O'Connor
37. Justin Timberlake
38. Melissa Etheridge
39. Stock footage of Nikita Khrushchev
40. Usher
41. David Bowie
42. Iman
43. Magic Johnson
44. Other people in the Michael Jackson video, "Remember the Time"
45. Lesley Gore
46. Dr. Dre
47. Donna Summer
48. Giorgio Moroder
49. Celine Dion
50. Carole King
51. Sebastian Bach
52. Dee Snider
53. Kathy Griffin
54. Gene Simmons
55. Iggy Pop
56. Bonnie Raitt
57. Sade
58. Harry Connick Jr.
59. James Taylor
60. Jackson Browne
61. DJ Spinderella
62. Krazy Bone
63. Lil Kim
64. Whitney Houston
65. Diana Ross
66. Chaka Khan
67. Michael Bay
68. Jimmy and Kristy McNichol (one chair)
69. Joni Mitchell
70. Nigel Lythgoe
71. Neil Patrick Harris
72. Busta Rhymes
73. John McEnroe
74. RuPaul
75. Richard Carpenter
76. Natalie Maines
77. Miley Cyrus
78. Loretta Lynn
79. Willie Nelson
80. Little Richard
81. Alice Cooper
82. Darlene Love
83. Barbra Streisand
84. Ciara
85. Shirley Manson
86. Marilyn Manson
87. Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine (one chair)
88. 50 Cent
89. Robert Plant
90. Grace Slick
91. Mariah Carey
92. Missy Elliott
93. Thom Yorke
94. Anthony Kiedis
95. Patti Smith
96. PJ Harvey
97. Jake Shears
98. Timbaland
99. Elton John
100. Paula Abdul
Comments
J-Lo will probably respond to this by posting another picture of her dressing room and jewellery collection.
101- Tom Berenger.
Dannii Minogue!
Snoopy
Gladys Knight, Queen Latifah, Melissa Manchester, Natalie Cole,
Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine (one chair)
FTW, LOL, etc.
Gotta give it to those two old bitches: they're still alive from sheer spite for one another.
you forgot that "pants on the ground" guy. I'd rather him than Jennie.