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No one's head exploded? Sadness.
O goodness.
Paul Simon and Don Johnson and John Travolta? What year is it? Yeesh.
I want to make fun of the audience's reaction, but I can't. Because, honestly, I would be screaming my head off and losing my shit if I found out I was going to be on a plane piloted by someone equipped with the type of instinct and the certain level of common sense that would lead him to believe in frozen alien volcano spirit possessions and that he's not totally, totally gay.
Be sure to help secure the oxygen mask on yourself before helping the auditor next to you.
I hate long goodbyes.
I hate long goodbyes.
"12 hour flight" - are they going to swim the last part?