Late Night Highlights: Letterman and Leno Review the Emmys, Try to Help Lindsay Lohan
1. You Don't Know Jack
David Letterman shared his opinion of Sunday's Emmy broadcast with viewers, rapped about Jack Kevorkian's involvement in the star-studded affair and then, like his competition, covered Paris Hilton's latest drug charge.
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Only in America!! We all love our stars, and of course it wasn't her purse........or her dope. Paris Hilton was just another innocent victim of the bad people trying to interfere with her life; a life full of importance and purpose! If she would of been arrested in Florida the cops would of taken the $1,300 as "drug" money. She is really lucky.