Big Brother Repulsion Index: Penguin Costumes in Reality Purgatory

While arguing his case before last night's surprise double eviction, Enzo stood before his houseguests while wearing a penguin costume and solemnly said, "This is not a joke." Then he proceeded to wish his wife a happy anniversary, tell "Baby G back home" that he missed her and thank the houseguest who had given him the best "fade" (translation: haircut) in the Big Brother house. And then, the houseguests voted to keep Enzo in the house! This is reality television, folks. Click through to see which repulsive contestants made the Index this time.

3. Brendon ("The Guy Who Tried to Fake a Wizard Accent")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "I'm going to eat and sleep tonight!"

Repulsion Profile: OK, those weren't that horrible but they were one of Brendon's final statements after the house shut down his suicide mission to avenge his beloved. Stay tuned for more horrible statements from Brendon, who will surely be recharged with repulse ammo and bizarre fictional accents after reuniting with Rachel in the Jury House.

2. Enzo ("The Guido Who Nicknamed Himself 'Meow Meow' Because He is Agile Like a Cat, or Something")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "I didn't even see nothing. I didn't have no names."

Repulsion Profile: Another challenge, another artfully crafted excuse why Enzo did not win. And miraculously again, his Brigade alliance chose to keep him in the game. Fedora hats off, sir, for continuing to sleaze your way through this household.

1. Matt ("The Self-Described Genius Who Lied About His Wife Having a Fatal Illness to Garner Pity In the House")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "No, no. She was not having any of that. Britney is an evil succubus."

Repulsion Profile: ....said the houseguest who LIED ABOUT HIS WIFE HAVING A FATAL ILLNESS TO GARNER SUPPORT IN THE HOUSE. And then Julie Chen scolded him in real time, saying "We don't say that." Instead of nodding his head, Matt argued that yes, he could use the word "succubus" on camera. And then Julie said that the FCC does allow the use of the word "succubus" but that CBS tries to keep Big Brother a family show. And that little exchange ate up part of last night's live double eviction show. Fortunately, Matt was still voted out.