Lists || By: || August 27, 2010 11:55 AM EST

20 Alternate Titles for the Soon-to-be-Renamed Mission: Impossible IV

Fun fact about Mission: Impossible IV, the fourth film in the billion dollar Paramount franchise that Tom Cruise and the newly cast Jeremy Renner will lead into theaters in December of 2011: It won't be called Mission: Impossible IV. As Variety points out, the Brad Bird-directed film will be a reboot, which means a new title is needed -- one that might not even mention Mission: Impossible (like The Dark Knight didn't mention Batman). Ahead, Movieline offers Paramount 20 suggestions. You're welcome.

1. White Millionaires With Guns 4

2. Vampires, Werewolves

3. Vanilla Script

4. Mid-Level Gun

5. The Dark Knight & Day

6. Mission Impossible: Avatar

7. A Few Decent Men

8. Maybe This Will Be Good?

9. Tom Cruise Really Isn't In It This Time

10. Schmission Impossible

11. Risky Business

12. Toy Story 4

13. Les Grossman's Mission Impossible

14. Where's Shia?

15. Mission Really F*cking Hard

16. Losin' It

17. All the Wrong Moves

18. These Films Do Better Internationally

19. Sumner's Blessing

20. The Hurt Locker 2



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