Michael Bay Threatens Countersuit in Pistol-WhipGate

You can accuse Michael Bay of hubris, nonsensical filmmaking and a mild lingerie-model fetish, but don't you dare level charges that his drunk bodyguard pistol-whipped you and a buddy into unconsciousness. Bay's lawyer Marty Singer echoed his client's angry claims that he had nothing to do with the alleged assault two years ago (and doesn't even have a bodyguard), and that if the plaintiffs don't stand down and apologize, there will be hell to pay. Developing (but probably not for long)... [TMZ]