Dancing with the Stars: Will 'The Situation' Impregnate Bristol Palin With His Dancing Prowess?
Abstinence advocate Bristol Palin has reportedly agreed to participate in the upcoming season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars, which means that the 19-year-old single mother and daughter of Sarah Palin will be competing against Jersey Shore's staunchest smooshing advocate and most fervent grenade protester Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. ABC will officially announce the cast live during the August 30 episode of Bachelor Pad. [E!]
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Dear Lord, how have we angered Thee that we have been plagued with Levi and Bristol on our tv screens and magazine covers? In the words of Homer Simpson, "O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"
This year's Kate Gosselin, I bet.
Dancing with the [B-D list of reality] Stars! I can't wait.