Andy Cohen Gets Shoved, and the 5 Best Parts of the Insane Real Housewives of NJ Reunion Preview

As a rule, each season of a Housewives franchise comes with a more explosive reunion episode than the last, and you may remember that The Real Housewives of New Jersey ended last season with zoo-like abandon, as Caroline Manzo growled, "You are garbage" to Danielle Staub and Teresa table-flip temper flared up. Still, that was child's play compared to what's coming -- the two-part season two reunion whose preview promises these five incredible, Andy-Cohen-endangering displays:

5. Danielle's glittery orange miniskirt. I can't take my eyes off it. With that skirt, she could be a villain secretary in The Flintstone's Viva Rock Vegas named Danielle Stoneslab.

4. Caroline Manzo's Staub-directed throwdown. Quoth Manzo: "You have made threats of bodily harm to everyone in this room." Uh oh, what's Danielle going to do? Contort her Disney villain face enough to intimidate the producers into letting her stay on the show?

3. Danielle has a mystery something she'd like to pull out of her bag. It's huge and furry? Is it returning housewife Dina Manzo? That can't be. A mink-coated copy of Cop Without a Badge? A fiercely apologetic and slightly confused Jill Zarin? Here's hoping.

2. The financially beleaguered Teresa Guidice crowding Danielle Staub in her seat and shrieking (to put it gently): "Do not! Break up my family!" And of course, Danielle just sits tight and gives us that Dave Navarro face. The interesting note here is that the opening narration claims the ladies haven't been in the same room in over a year, so if Danielle has mad dirt on Teresa, she's been concealing it like a champ. I didn't know she was genetically capable of discretion.

1. The emotionally beleaguered Teresa Guidice shoving one Andy Cohen down into his chair! Look, it was only a matter of time before the not-so-benign host fielded some vitriol. He feigns sympathy and forces the women to painfully confront the public's perception of them (though I hope that means he forces Teresa to discuss her home's foreclosure and the public auction of her belongings). That said, if I were Teresa, I'd trample down that prostitution-publicity-whore too.

Sneak Peak: Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion