What's On: The Search for Signs of Congeniality in the Universe
The 2010 Miss Universe pageant lights up the Mandalay Bay resort in Las Vegas tonight. Will your favorite swarthy beaut from Laos finally take home the tiara? Clasp your hands over your mouth, weep, and watch along with us.
Miss Universe Pageant [NBC, 9 PM]
Bret Michaels hosts this evening of pageantry, walking around in high heels, and simpering hand waves. Judges include Criss Angel, Jane Seymour, and William Baldwin. I'm no statistician, but if this is really the Miss Universe pageant, we are overdue for a winner from the Andromeda galaxy.
Lie to Me [Fox, 9 PM]
In order to find Foster's vanished boyfriend David Burns, Dr. Cal (Tim Roth) needs Burns' weird ex-partner to get the job done. And also: Lies will be told.
Bachelor Pad [ABC, 8 PM]
Get riled for a lip-locking challenge: The fifteen remaining contestants smooch it up to try and stay in the game.
Back to the Future [Nickelodeon, 8 PM]
Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) drives a dove gray DeLorean back in time and witnesses his parents (Lea "Caroline in the City" Thompson and Crispin "Willard" Glover) as teenagers. If Clueless is the most joyfully dated film of the '90s, Back to the Future holds down the same title for the '80s.
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Does Paris really think that we all believe she thought the drug was gum. When she fails the drug test, what will she say ? She's 29 and continues to be a party hound. She probably forgot about the cocaine because she was too high. Running in the fast lane for the rich and famous isn't that much different for real people of the world. So a little advice when you get caught own it and stop embarrassing yourself and those who care about you.