Dancing with the Stars Reportedly Signs 'The Situation' and Audrina Patridge

You may have thought that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's $5 million payday was bad enough already, but OK! is reporting that Dancing with the Stars has convinced him to fist-pump his way over to ABC for the show's eleventh season. If Sitch's lawyers are as skilled as Kate Gosselin's, the Jersey Shore cast member could take home an extra $100,000 per week. Brandy and Audrina Patridge are also allegedly signed up for the next iteration, suggesting that Dancing could land its youngest audience yet. ABC will announce the cast on August 30 live during Bachelor Pad. [OK]