Big Brother Repulsion Index: Gagging Through the Lady Gaga Shot Trauma

Last night was the annual "Drink Vile Concoctions" competition for Big Brother houseguests, and after throwing back mystery shots, contestants put on their best poker faces and waited for their competitors to guess who had just ingested the nasty clam juice and cupcake-flavored sludge. Per usual, Lane handled the challenge with his characteristic stoicism, Matt whimpered, and Ragan "channeled his Inner Lady Gaga" to guarantee his most over-the-top performance yet. Now let's see whose behavior last night was more repulsive than the shots they were forced to swill.

**4. Brendon ("The Guy Who Tried to Come Up With a Wizard Accent")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "If Britney has any brains whatsoever, she's going to listen to what I have to say. Besides, we already made a deal. If she goes back on that, then I know I can't trust her."

Repulsiveness Profile: Poor Brendon. He still thinks that he has a chance at victory even though he alienated himself in the first two weeks by aligning with the flame-tressed villainess of Season 12. He could have played this game intelligently by admitting his vulnerability and aligning with one of the other members of the household in an unlikely alliance, but he didn't. Now, his threats are just empty and sad.

3. Ragan ("The Token Gay")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "I have spent the last week crying like a 40-year-old woman watching Oprah...I am pretty sure I am a bipolar hot tranny mess...It's time to amp up the big gay drama."

Repulsiveness Profile: Ragan. Sweet Ragan. Please stop crying. Love, America.

2. Lane ("The Meathead Who Has a Crush on Britney")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "Nick. This is the guy I've been compared to? [...] There's something wrong with Britney's eyes because I am the total opposite of that guy." / "When I see these two freaking out like this, I think that there are guns firing at us or there is a dinosaur. It's a moth, people. It's not going to land, turn into the predator, pull your spine out of your back, clean your skull off, and put it on the Christmas tree."

Repulsiveness Profile: After seeing a photo of Britney's fiance for the first time, Lane took the high road by running into the confessional and ranting for five minutes about how "unlike Nick" he is. Then, rather than protect his forbidden love from the moth that terrorized her on the hammock, he ran back into the confessional and vented about how annoying people who are scared of moths are.

1. Enzo ("The Guido Who Nicknamed Himself 'Meow Meow' Because He is Agile Like a Cat, or Something")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "There are people studying here left and right. F**k them! I don't know nothing...I'm like a psychic with caller ID. You're not pulling a fast one on the Meow Meow."

Repulsiveness Profile: If Enzo was really christening himself as the sound that his spirit animal makes, a more fitting name might have been Bump Bump, like the sound that a thick skulled Rottweiler makes when it runs into the wall. Anyway, Enzo is climbing the Repulsion Index this week because he is admittedly dumb ("I don't know nothing!") and spineless (he was willing to throw his alliance member Matt under the bus), yet he's still confident enough to continue referring to himself in third person even though he has not won a single POV.