Big Brother Repulsion Index: The Lost Ballad of Brenchel

With Rachel gone, Brendon launched a suicide mission to avenge his beloved's eviction from the Big Brother house. This meant winning a knotty challenge, shouting "This is for you, Rach" into his mic every 30 seconds, earning the nickname "canklesaurus rex" from Britney and making idiotic decisions that his lost lover would have approved of. With that in mind, let's hit last night's Repulsion Index.

3. Lane ("The Farm Boy")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "I hear grunting. I hear yelling. I hear half-crying. I think when Rachel left, when she hugged him, she stabbed him with a syringe of rabies. Brendon, you've got to be put down this week."

Repulsiveness Profile: America agrees, Lane, but America is also startled by your sudden surge of aggression. Lane went from being the stoic Big Brother's big brother to another muscle-clad houseguest brimming with rage in the confessional ("We were amazed to see that he has a family!" he smirked after seeing Brendon's HOH room. "He was not cloned. He was not made in a scientific lab. He came from somebody.") when not walking through the house with clenched fists.

2. Enzo ("The Guido Who Nicknamed Himself Meow-Meow Because He is Allegedly Agile, Like a Cat")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "The brigade took another hit this week."

Repulsiveness Profile: Enzo has been slinking through this entire challenge without winning a single HOH while his stronger alliance members (Matt) ensure his survival. Again, this was the case last night when Matt was put on the block, ensuring that Enzo would be safe to kiss up to whoever else wins HOH next week ("Your pictures are making me sad now"), because it surely won't be Enzo.

1. Brendon ("The One Who Tried to Figure Out a Wizard Accent")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: An unprecedented three-way tie:

· "I'm doing this for Rachel. I'm doing this for Rachel."

· "All we wanted was to be happy and in love. That wasn't good enough for them. So guess what."

· "That's what happens when you evict someone you love."

Repulsiveness Profile: Brendon has been playing this entire game like he is a cast member from The Big Brother Movie, directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans.