Because He Deserrrrrrrves It: Mel Gibson in Car Crash

Too soon? Sorry. At least I didn't write, "Mel Gibson made his car wanna smoooooke last night after driving it into a rocky hillside on Malibu Canyon Drive." Ugh. OK, well, he wasn't injured! And cops today say that while the troubled Oscar-winner maintains he doesn't know how he drove his Maserati off the road (he declined to "give a firm 'yes' or 'no'" when asked if he fell asleep at the wheel), alcohol is not suspected and charges will not be filed. Huh? WHAT? Sorry, forget it. [TMZ]