Exclusive Vampires Suck Clip: This is What It Feels Like for Taylor Lautner to Go Shirtless
The sight of Taylor Lautner's bare chest in Twilight may have the power to break world squealing records or turn Harry Knowles momentarily bi-curious, but doesn't it all feel a little...obligatory? Even Eclipse had to acknowledge that Lautner's shirtlessness was starting to reach the heights of self-parody, and now, here comes flat-out parody Vampires Suck to finish the job.
In this exclusive clip, Jacob (Chris Riggi) gets half-naked in an attempt to woo Becca (Jenn Proske) and hopefully fulfill some contractual obligations at the same time. Sadly, even the sight of at least eight separately defined abs isn't enough to push poor Jacob out of the dreaded "friend zone." Noted Twilight fan James Franco is busy nodding at the cultural allusions and hastily scribbling notes.
Vampires Suck opens August 18.
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Since this is anonymous, I'll just say that I happened to download this movie recently and I actually laughed. And I'm as surprised as you are.
I bet this movie is twice as stupid as Eclipse and ten times more entertaining.
How could you have downloaded this movie when its not even in theaters yet.. -.-
this is going to be one of the funnest movies i have ever....and i think that Jacob is really awesome!!!
ok...doesn't anyone else have things to do than to make fun of a movie series that is actually having some succes with all kinds of fans?
OMG this looks to funny i cant believe movies making fun of my fav movies are so FREAKIN' funny LOLza it looks 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% better
There are certain websites that you can go to that has movies that haven't been released to theaters.... Paige-- don't YOU have anything better to do that to bitch at people who are finding amusement in an otherwise fading interest. Yes, it reached great success, and you may be one of those obsessed with the series, but, unlike you, there are others who may not share that interest. Well, this parody is suited for them. If you don't appreciate the humor behind this, then why are you bothering to watch clips and trailers of it?
Fack, I cant wait to see this movie! The trailers for it look HILARIOUS , ! When it comes out I will be at the theaters ! For all you haters , go suck a cock 🙂
It's kinda werid but im a HUGE twilight fan and REALLY WANNA SEE THIS MOVIE!
I TOTALLY DONT BLAME THAT GIRL FOR HITTING A TEAM EDWARD MEMBER WITH A SHOVEL!
team Jacob!
P.S in Vampires Suck, their jacob isnt hot.... just saying
All of those *HOT* werewolves on screen & then you see this scrawny pale "17" year old & think: Bella: WTF is wrong with you? there are all these *HOT* werewolves in Forks, but NO: you MUST have your scrawny sparkly pasty barely legal Edward "Sparkles" Cullen. Seriously?
hahhahaha. thats funny. edward lives in a forest, not in town, he doesnt burn in sunlight, he sparkles...he must be a fairy xD
oh and paige, you really shouldnt post your last name on here.....paige.....moore. people could stalk you O.O
hahahahaahaha icant belive they r doing this i cant wait to see this fucking moviee yeaa!!!
personally i hated the thought of the movie at first but the i saw the previews and it was hillarious!!! I
honestly i love twilight but this movie is going to be REALLy REAllY good!!!!
TWILIGHT SUCKS! Hehehe
you can get the movie before it is out online you can also download it. The internet is awesome. I watched killers before it was in theaters!
If you don't like it why are you here. Go cuddle up to your twilight poster!:(
So I love the Twilight series, but this movie looks awesome!
and to all the Twilight fans - - If you cant laugh about this movie, then you are taking the Twilight series way to seriously and you need some therapy. Its just a freaking story and Edward and Jacob are FAKE! Get over yourselves and get a life!
Are you just upset because people are laughing at Twilight, or do you feel this way about Scary Movie and its sequels, Epic Movie, and so on?
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