Modern Family Now Ransoming the Future of its Child Actors for an Emmy

How far will Modern Family's producers go for an Emmy? They've already run an ad promising that Sofia Vergara will run naked down Sunset if the show wins the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy (still a less salacious ad than the one for Yogi Bear), and now they've upped the ante.

An advertisement on the front cover of today's Hollywood Reporter implies that losing the Emmy could lead to Lohan-worthy tabloid sorrows for the show's youngest actors, 11-year-olds Nolan Gould and Rico Rodriguez. Nolan, I think this demands a shout of "Oxymoron!" Click through for bigger. [THR]