What's On: Stand-Up Showdown on Last Comic Standing

craigrobinson225.jpgOne comic will stand at the end of tonight's Last Comic Standing, and a disco legend will commemorate that victory with an anthem about survival. At first you were afraid, now you're petrified.

Last Comic Standing [NBC, 9 PM]

The winner is revealed -- and we're treated to performances from Kathy Griffin, The Marriage Ref's Tom Papa, and notable non-comedian Gloria Gaynor. Host Craig Robinson's band the Nasty Delicious, as well as the nasty-delicious comic actor Fred Williard, also appear.

Bachelor Pad [ABC, 8 PM]

Contestants from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette square off under one roof and compete to beat elimination in this Big Brother-recalling spectacle. My vote for the win, as always, is for weatherman Jonathan.

Teen Choice Awards 2010 [Fox, 8 PM]

Katy Perry, Zac Efron, the Kardashians, and other famous nouns show up to be hollered at by adolescents. I hear that American Idol winner Lee DeWyze earns some kind of award, and I'm already ashamed.

Splendor in the Grass [TCM, 8 PM]

Natalie Wood and then-newcomer Warren Beatty starred in playwright William Inge's portrait of young people in love and the parents who just don't understand. The immortal Sandy Dennis (of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?) dazzles here as Kay.