Dylan McDermott Lights Up the Screen as Incredible Douche

· ...but it's a douche we can be proud of! Dylan McDermott stars in a new Funny or Die video as a dance instructor named John Douche who runs (what else) The Douche School of Dance. Day-glo and sleazy pretension always go so well together. [Funny Or Die]

· John Carter of Mars and Tim Burton's Frankenweenie have been given June 2012 release dates. Get excited starting... maybe next year? [Slashfilm]

· The press release for Rosie O'Donnell's new talk show gig at Oprah Winfrey's network doesn't mention her gayness. Though I do believe "Koosh Ball aficionado" is its own sexuality. [Queer Sighted]

· AMC has released a new featurette for its new zombie series The Walking Dead. Watch a delightful makeup artist turn an ordinary woman into an "emaciated, decomposing zombie." [Slashfilm]

· Finally, what does Jennifer Love Hewitt look like when she's playing the victim of a violent crime on Law & Order: SVU? You guessed it: Heidi Fleiss. [Gawker]