Does Every Jersey Shore Cast Member Have a Super Mario Counterpart?
Jersey Shore has always been a tubular adventure with two-dimensional heroes. But closer inspection proves it has several parallels to the original tubular adventurer, Super Mario (and all of his friends and foes). Join us as GTL goes NES.
DJ Pauly D -- Wario
Scheming smiles? Aggressive Italian pride? A penchant for clashy-colored apparel? DJ Pauly's N64 brother figure speaks for himself.
The Situation -- Koopa Troopa
The baby-turtle visage helps a lot, but both The Situation and Koopa Troopa share a passion for baring their taut abdominal creases.
Snooki -- Boshi
We could've gone with regular old Yoshi, but Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars doppelganger Boshi takes to sunglasses and sass with greater ease. Plus, I believe Snooki utters the line, "What're YOU lookin' at? If you wanna challenge me, you have to bring Cookies!" at least once an episode.
JWOWW -- Wart
The self-satisfied eyelids and cavalier sorcery connect JWOWW with Super Mario 2's grand villain Wart. Wart's diet may also consist of ham and water.
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Best Article Ever. Great choice on Boshi.
Thanks, sir! I have a journalism degree from a state school.
This is pretty spot on.