3 Other Performers Who Could Learn From Justin Bieber's CSI Guest Arc

bieber_225.jpgJust today, a CSI executive producer revealed that it was actually Justin Bieber's idea to play against type -- as a "troubled young man, raised in the foster-care system, whose hard-luck life has left him scarred and angry" -- in the Sept. 23 season premiere of the CBS procedural. Here are three other Hollywood performers who could revive their careers, and turn their images around, by taking a cue from the the mop-topped 16-year-old.

1. Pauly Shore

Yes, the movie star-turned-mockumentarian desperately needs a dramatic role to convince millions of television viewers that he is no longer the Weez. The Adopted filmmaker told Movieline last month that a turn on a network procedural is just the kind of role he is looking for and maybe this could lead to that part in Quentin Tarantino's next major film that Shore was hoping for.

2. Lindsay Lohan

After 90 days in a court-mandated drug rehabilitation center, Lohan could use a season-long arc on the network series to help scrub her image as a former drug user, profanicurist, and all-around uncooperative actress. (It might also be a welcome change from her next project, a gritty biopic about porn star Linda Lovelace.) May I suggest Lohan play Sara Sidle's (Jorja Fox) former Harvard colleague, a socially awkward genius who graduated college at the age of 18 and went on to work in forensics. Linsay's character will stay in Las Vegas for one year until she, also a materials and element analyst, helps Sidle solve the case of a serial murderer who only targets homeless war veterans.

3. Mel Gibson

The actor-turned-serial-ranter could use a miracle -- or a forum to reach out to his former audience. May I suggest that Mel, in an uncredited role, embodies a crippled blackjack dealer who witnesses a brutal casino crime and is used to hunt down the killer, who turns out to be (spoiler alert) a delusional actor set on recreating a bloody Ocean's Eleven heist. At the end of the episode, Gibson could premiere the first installment of his anti-domestic violence campaign. Too soon?



Comments

  • The Winchester says:

    Maybe if he's looking for legitimacy, we should be calling him "Paul Shore" from now on.
    Also, should I encounter him, I will refrain from "weezing the juice" in his presence.

  • TurdBlossom says:

    Jury's still out on the Bieb'c acting skills till the ep premieres. We could be dealing with next Madonna/Justin Timberlake (really bad but determined).

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Wait, I thought everything having to do with Bieber was Usher's idea, no? Now you're telling me the kid came up with the concept of playing a troubled youth all by himself? What a world.

  • Haven't seen his appearance yet, but judging from what you've said, I bet Bieber really did good. 🙂
    When I read that he was going to appear in CSI and make a movie later on, I was quite skeptical because Justin Bieber never really had a proper background about acting - just singing.

  • For some reason, I was expecting K-Fed to be on this list. Weird...