REVIEW: Hugh Hefner Proves Friends Shouldn't Let Friends Make Vanity Docs

Movieline Score: 5

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Although mention is made of Playboy's literary reputation, particularly the championing of writers like Ray Bradbury and it's famous Q&A's, the naked elephant in the room is downplayed as a kind of necessary evil, as if the centerfolds were part of a grand power structure conceived to enable Hef to influence the important causes of the time, like civil rights. And while it's true that Hefner had no qualms about having black performers and guests on his shows or writers in his magazine during a racially charged era, it feels a little rich to hear him talk simply about the lack of racial taboos in his life. If civil rights were a no-brainer, some causes were more equal than others.

Mention is not made of the concurrent women's movement until an hour and twenty minutes into this too-long documentary. It is summed up briefly by pointing to televised debate in which Hefner and Brownmiller participated. It took him 35 years to formulate a rebuttal to her suggestion that he come on television with a bunny tail glued to his rear-end, and here it is: "If women weren't sexual objects there wouldn't be another generation -- that's what makes the world go around. It doesn't objectify women in that other, negative sense. But I just didn't have the language back then."

That's a fair example of about how deep this documentary -- a product of Berman's long friendship with Hefner, and it shows -- is willing to go on a number of fronts. Opportunities for deeper investigation arrive and are passed by regularly: Co-workers hint at his Gatsby-esque tendency to procure the best of everything and then not partake of it; his long-time assistant says she has quit several times because he is so unfeeling; after he complains of the jury for his obscenity trial being filled with housewives it is touched on quickly that he had a Dexedrine problem for many years -- and perhaps had more in common with those housewives than he thought; in his 80s he still falls in love like an "adolescent," idealizing interchangeably nubile young women in their prime and then moving them aside.

So who is this guy? Who was he? He seems to be better off now than he was as an uptight kid, but are we? And did that era make this one inevitable? What might have made his activities around free speech and civil rights more interesting is exploring the uneven character they sprang from. At 84 he describes himself as being kept alive by young women's laughter and infernal baby-talk, marking off perhaps his final, groaning aspirational standard. Almost makes me feel sorry for those men still trying to keep up.

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Comments

  • hollywoodjeffy says:

    Sounds like this is one to avoid. The 1992 doc Hugh Hefner: Once Upon a Time is a little more interesting, if only because it was made during the period where Hef was married and appeared to have put the Playboy lifestyle behind him.

  • Old Guy says:

    I haven't seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure Hef and the feminists reconciled decades ago. My guess is that many millions of dollars have been fund-raised for women's rights at his mansion over the years.

  • S.T. VanAirsdale says:

    It's really, really bad. The only reason to see this -- and I mean the only reason -- is the archival TV footage. The rest of the time you're desperately looking for anything of substance to pay attention to -- reading between the obsequious lines, deducing the real historic subplots and sorting out the cultural intrigues (e.g. the gradual mainstreaming of explicit porn, which is the only thing Hef doesn't take credit for here) and elisions. There's only so much intellectual heavy lifting Gene Simmons can really do for us. Gahh, what an abomination. This guy does Cherry Dr. Pepper commercials! With dwarfs! Dressed as Kiss! Tell me more about my left nut, Gene? Seriously, fuck this movie.

  • m.marcel says:

    Hef ole boy has maintained a fascination w/ his private parts since he was a child. He's as "nars" as they come. It's always been about hef and in his eyes it always will be about hef ole boy. He's about as spiritually void as they come. He thinks he has it all...... poor guy. Give a donation to a worthy cause before seeing this movie and give hope to someone else in the world.

  • skip it says:

    The doc should have been titled "Hugh Hefner: Waste of Life".