Battleship Will Be Rated 'R'
Rihanna will make her bigscreen debut opposite Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch in Battleship, because what the hell. Her role in Peter Berg's game adaptation has not been specified, but most observers agree she's got the polish and presence to play the coveted coordinate role D-6. Developing... [Variety]
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While Rihanna in a Battleship movie might seem a little odd, I was really confused by the casting of Justin Bieber as the Admiral.
She'll play the Navy scientist who will try to shield the battleships from missiles with her experimental umbrella... ella... ella...
How far into the movie do you think it'll be when she calls a bad guy a "rude boy".
Since it's rated R maybe she'll reprise her cell-phone-camera role of bra-86'd?
This is interesting... Battleship is a board game how can they make a movie out of it.
That's simple. Here's the action climax:
"Oh no! Our tracking systems are down, and it's foggy. How are we going to be able to hit them?"
"We just gotta keep shooting, and hope to hit something."
"Oops! That one missed!"
"Sweet! That one hit!"
"So did THAT one!"
"But not this latest one. The rest of the ship must be more to the left."
"Yay! We sunk their battleship!! Man, I can't believe it took 5 bombs to sink that ship. What's it made out of - moon rock?!"
And...scene.