Fandango My Nango: The Saddest Costumed Man at Comic-Con was Back for More
This one appeared to be the Smurfette of the Fandango world, a putative female with stringy blond hair and slightly more seductive lips (as seductive as they can appear to be on a paper bag face, anyway). This one had an upbeat handler, too. Did the original Fandango not need one? Was he a loner, or the boss?
"Her name's Sheila," said the handler, noticing my interest. "She's beautiful. And she doesn't speak."
"What's she like?"
"Sheila loves sashimi and long walks on the beach." I looked down at Sheila's hairy legs and large sneakers and made a mental note.
The next day, descending the escalator at the Bayfront Hilton, I noticed a handsome, goateed guy in a black wifebeater and sunglasses coming up the other escalator. He looked over at me, and that's when I saw it.
He was holding the deflated, lifeless husk of the original Fandango in his arms.
I gasped. "Is that...you? Are you...him?"
He looked over at me and nodded, but true to form, he didn't say a word. My mind wasn't just blown. It was nangoed.
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it looks like a barf bag in drag. thankfully, i didn't say that to the fandango reps at the tron party.
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Kyle, I think you've got the next great romantic comedy on your hands! I'm seeing either Jonah Hill ("Will love conquer all when the paper bag is doffed?") or Jon Hamm ("He wasn't just a paper bag... he was a MAN!"). I don't know, just blueskying here.
Anyway, this is gold, son! Knock out the script and we'll start shopping around. We'll be seeing "He nangoed into his heart! Coming Spring 2011!" at a movie theater near you in no time!
Turns out when you are trying to not get busted for clearly not doing work at work, reading this:
"I edged closer. “Fandango my nango?” I asked. Fandango turned to me. Was there a flicker of recognition? His paper bag face was inscrutable."
makes one sound like an insane person, squeaking out giggles. Fandango my nango, indeed.
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Of course! And we have to get one of those Twilight kids in there somewhere, too. We want to appeal to all those squealing tweens, too. A couple of explosions and we'll have the teen boys sewn up, too. Total demographic coverage, baby!
From an exhibitor perspective, I think the show was within the slow side. Traffic went by the booth, but we really was mandated to drag them in. I are not aware of if it helped or maybe hurt that Artist street was split into a couple halves by exhibitor/dealer booths. the options of Halloween weekend won't have really helped work either. The show is usually growing though, so maybe exhibitors gives it another year.
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