When Hoffs Attack: 5 Scenes From a David Hasselhoff Ambush

3. The quick and dirty version

Some 'Con-goers, like "johninav," thought the whole event was more befitting of a Blair Witch kind of approach. It's as reasonable a stylistic choice as any, let's face it.

4. Keeping a distance

Some people, like eyewitness "luciphercolors," know better than to get to close when certain dangerous phenomena like a Hofficane (a Tornadoff?) approach. This is will be on the National Geographic channel someday.

5. Surveying the damage

"F90bird" bravely picked through the ravages of autographed glossy photos and Hoff-head fans. I haven't seen anyone so hungrily consume something found on the ground since... er, never mind.

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