Comic-Con 2010: Eva Mendes Will Sleep With Every Underage Male She Can
Eva Mendes: world class beauty, A-list actress, and...cradle robber? She spilled her taste for the younger kind at the panel for The Other Guys here at Hall H at Comic-Con 2010.
During the Q&A session from the audience -- usually home to awkward voice breaks and uncomfortable pauses -- Eva Mendes gave one young man the thrill of his young lifetime. Stepping up to the microphone to ask Mark Wahlberg a question, Eva broke in and gushed, "Oh my god, you are just so cute!" As he blushed twelve shades of red, he gamely told Eva he was single and available. "Are you legal?" Eva asked. "Does 16 count?" he replied, thrilled to get so much face time with a looker like Eva. Even the boy's mother strode up to the mic to tell Eva that she had her blessing to pork her underage son senseless.
Which is all well and good, but not three minutes later, another young man (who looked like he was just barely on the dusky side of eighteen) reminded Eva that they had met before at Comic-Con, five year prior. "You pinched my cheeks and said I was just so adorable," said the young man. "I asked you out on date and you told me to come back in five years. It's been five years, sooo..."
Eva squealed with delight, saying that she totally remembered him. "You were just the cutest thing I'd ever seen!" But coming to her senses, she realized, "I'm totally going to get a rep now."
There you have it. Eva Mendes: noted chicken-hawk. Fathers, lock up your sons, because Eva Mendes is on the prowl.
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I think it's nice reflection on Mendes to see she's good humored with her most awkward fans.
Great girl..and knows how to please the fans.
However, most of these clueless guys would go to the kitchen and start chopping lettuce if Eva asked them in the heat of the moment to toss her salad.
Guess sales of GhostRider (or anything with Eva Mendes in it are about to go up in the 14-18 year old fanboy market).
Many people are saying she likes women
Rumor has it that she's packin a little special surprise down below. Can you say Tranny.
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