Play Movieline's Mad Men Season Premiere Office Pool!
Happy Mad Men premiere weekend, everyone! Since Sunday's season four opener is more anticipated in some circles than the Emmys, the Oscars or any other second-rate award show that cannot find a way to honor Jon Hamm (Just make a category, Grammys), Movieline is providing you with the first-ever Mad Men office pool to satisfy all of your gambling needs. Print out 40, pass them around the office and prepare to collect enough money for that Mad Men-inspired Hamilton watch you've had your eye on.
1. What Will Be The First Location? (Choose One)
Don Draper's hotel room (+5)
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce office (+10)
Betty Draper's kitchen (+15)
A dimly lit bar (+20)
None of the above (+10)
2. Who Will Have the First Line of Dialogue?
Don Draper (+5)
Pete Campbell (+10)
Betty Draper (+15)
Peggy Olson (+20)
None of the above (+10)
3. Who Will Smoke the First Cigarette?
Don Draper (+5)
Roger Sterling (+10)
Betty Draper (+15)
Joan Harris (+20)
None of the above (+10)
4. Who Will Sip the First Drink?
Don Draper (+5)
Betty Draper (+10)
Roger Sterling (+15)
Pete Campbell (+20)
None of the above (+10)
5. Who Will Be The Object Of Roger's First One-Liner?
Joan Harris (+5)
Don Draper (+10)
Bert Cooper (+15)
Lane Pryce (+20)
None of the above (+10)
6. Who Will Be The First Child To Appear On Camera?
Baby Gene (+5)
Sally Draper (+10)
Bobby Draper (+15)
Young Dick Whitman (+20)
None of the above (+10)
7. Who Will Be First To Receive A Stern Admonishment From Betty?
Sally Draper (+5)
Bobby Draper (+10)
Henry Francis (+15)
Don Draper (+20)
None of the above (+10)
8. Will Peggy Get Romantic With a Man Who Does Not Care About Her?
Yes (+10)
No (+5)
9. Will Don Appear Without a Tie?
Yes (+10)
No (+5)
10. Which Supporting Character Will Not Appear in the Episode?
Duck Phillips (+5)
Paul Kinsey (+10)
Ken Cosgrove (+15)
Lane Pryce (+20)
None of the above will appear (Automatic win)
11. How Many Women Will Don Have Sex With?
0 (+10)
1 (+10)
More Than 1 (+20)
12. How Many Black People Will Have Lines This Episode?
0 (+5)
1 (+10)
More Than 1 (+15)
13. How Many Times Will The Name "McCann" Be Said?
0-5 (+5)
6-10 (+10)
More than 10 (+15)
14. Who Will Deliver the Last Line of Dialogue?
Don Draper (+5)
Betty Draper (+10)
Bert Cooper (+15)
Harry Crane (+20)
None of the above (+10)
15. What Will Be the Last Location?
Don Draper's hotel room (+5)
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce office (+10)
Betty Draper's kitchen (+15)
A dimly lit bar (+20)
None of the above (+10)

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