Buzz Break: Lindsay Lohan Gets Jail Porn Parody

· While it was certainly inevitable that Lindsay Lohan's 14-day jail sentence was going to be made into a porn parody -- isn't everything? -- the speed with which Larry Flynt was able to throw this one together is pretty impressive. Find a SFW promotional still and more Buzz Break after the jump.

· Bad news Sex and the City fans: Kristin Davis says that there are no plans for a third film. "I could be wrong. Obviously there was a time when we thought there was no movie happening so you never know. But it is not looking great." And the nation of critics breathes a sigh of relief.

· Confirming what was reported a couple of months ago, Sam Worthington is set to star in Dan Dare, an adaptation of the British comic book. This moves Worthington one step closer to becoming the next Brad Pitt.

· Is FlashForward headed to Starz? No, probably not. But that doesn't mean fans can't stage any more silly blackouts.

· And finally, here's Friday's edition of "Mel Gibson Says the Darndest Things."