Help Movieline Caption the First Heavily Armed Stills From Red
You've seen the crazy trailer featuring your favorite late-middle-age actors getting their action-film swerve on. You've heard Helen Mirren tease the pleasures and privileges from the set. Now, in advance of its Comic-Con coming-out party, Red has issued two new stills that only help to cement the reliably cartoonish WTF-ery of the entire enterprise. Hint: John Malkovich and his time bomb steal the show. Click through and caption as you will.
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