CBS Announces Fall Premiere Schedule, Separates Big Bang and Two and a Half Men

Weeks after The CW, ABC, Fox and NBC unveiled their fall premiere schedules, CBS has finally turned in its own autumn opener line-up. And beware, dear reader: It may take you a few weeks to adjust to the fact that Chuck Lorre's previously back-to-back sitcoms Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men will now reside on opposite ends of the week. Click through for the full schedule.

[Bold denotes new series]

Wednesday, Sept. 15

8:00 PM: SURVIVOR: NICARAGUA

Monday, Sept. 20

8:00 PM: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

8:30 PM: RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

9:00 PM: TWO AND A HALF MEN

9:30 PM: MIKE & MOLLY

10:00 PM: HAWAII FIVE-0

Tuesday, Sept. 21

8:00 PM: NCIS

9:00 PM: NCIS: LOS ANGELES

Wednesday, Sept. 22

9:00 PM: CRIMINAL MINDS

10:00 PM: THE DEFENDERS

Thursday, Sept. 23

8:00 PM: THE BIG BANG THEORY

8:30 PM: $#*! MY DAD SAYS

9:00 PM: CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION

10:00 PM: THE MENTALIST

Friday, Sept. 24

8:00 PM: MEDIUM

9:00 PM: CSI: NY

10:00 PM: BLUE BLOODS

Saturday, Sept. 25

8:00 PM: CRIMETIME SATURDAY

9:00 PM: CRIMETIME SATURDAY

10:00 PM: 48 HOURS MYSTERY

Sunday, Sept. 26

7:30 PM: 60 MINUTES

8:30 PM: THE AMAZING RACE

10:00 PM: UNDERCOVER BOSS

Tuesday, Sept. 28

10:00 PM: THE GOOD WIFE

Sunday, Oct. 3

8:00 PM: THE AMAZING RACE

9:00 PM: UNDERCOVER BOSS

10:00 PM: CSI: MIAMI

· CBS Sets Fall Premiere Dates [Deadline]