'Go Upstairs!' Enjoy a Cheery Montage of Betty Draper's Worst Mothering Moments

· Nobody issues a scold or takes her kids down a notch quite like Betty Draper, and thanks to Vulture, we now have some of her greatest hits digested into one 90-second lightning round. Conspicuously absent: That scene when she named her most recent baby Gene. That was just effed up. Click through for the video. [NYM]

· Angelina Jolie says she'd love to play Cleopatra. Is she allowed to be in historical epics after Alexander? [Us]

· CBS just picked up a new talk show starring Sharon Osbourne, Holly Robinson Peete, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Leah Remini, Julie Chen, and Sara Gilbert. Just a bunch of common plebeians, these folks! [EW]

· Corporate canoodling rumor: There's talks of a merger between 3 Arts and Untitled Entertainment. [Deadline]

· Hugh Dancy and Shirley Knight have joined the indie comedy Idiot Brother, which stars Paul Rudd, Zooey Deschanel, and Emily Mortimer. That's every cute-and-likable person I can think of. [Variety]