The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Houseguest Gang Wars

The Big Brother contestants have been stuck inside the house for just over two weeks now and are already getting on each others' nerves, which means that it's time for Phase 2 of the Big Brother cycle to begin: DEFCON cattiness. Which houseguests let their petty sides carry them into the repulsion index last night?

3. Britney ("The Mean Girl")

Most Terrible Words Spoken on Camera: "When Rachel came out and announced her HOH room, I really just wanted to shoot myself in the face. But I thought 'Whatever, I will follow her flapping butt cheeks all the way up the stairs into her room.'"

Pettiest Words Spoken on Camera: "For someone who has such a lackluster physique, I feel like he goes around showing his a lot."

TMI-iest Words Spoken on Camera: "I'm premenstrual. I cry all the time anyways. No one looks cute when they cry. This day blows."

Repulsiveness Profile: Britney has become the go-to houseguest for bitchy, yet on-point soundbites. Need someone to address the fact that Rachel is running around without underwear? Need someone to diss Andrew's average build or to tell America what part of her menstrual cycle she is struggling with that day? Britney is your girl, and she boasts that rare houseguest blend of wit, intelligence, and repulsiveness that will get her far with the bored viewers at home and probably backfire in the game.

2. Enzo ("The Guido")

Most Terrible Words Spoken on Camera: "This has turned into a grenade against The Brigade. The Brigade needs to be launching the grenades."

Repulsiveness Profile: Enzo! How quickly he has gone from repulsive-yet-lovable to straight-up repulsive. This transformation is mostly due to his adoption of code names for the game: he has christened his alliance "The Brigade" and he speaks of it frequently in third person, a la The Situation. (Eg: "The Brigade is going to tear up this house.") He has also begun calling himself "Meow Meow" because Enzo is apparently sneaky like a cat... a clumsy, dock worker of a cat who wears fedoras and raves about his "mama's fettuccine."

1. Rachel ("The Scientist/Vegas Showgirl")

Most Terrible Words Spoken on Camera: "What's goin' on in the Big Brother hiz today is that we're breaking up in crews o' fo'. So grab your gear and let's meet in the backyard yo.

Repulsiveness Profile: The number of words Rachel squeaks out each episode is directly proportional to how repulsive her flame-haired character is. Because she is this week's HOH, prepare for a week of torture in the form of binge-drinking anecdotes ("I had to get, like, 3 IVs in January for being dehydrated because I was drinking too much"), '90s television nostalgia ("I feel like I'm on the set of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air") and high-pitched exclamations ("OHMYGODTEQUILA!") that drive dolphins towards harpooners.