Jailbound, Gun-Licking Drunk Makes Cover of GQ

Despite everything -- the recent jail sentence, the profanicure, the oral pistol fixation, the troubled film project -- Lindsay Lohan remains huge in Germany. There, the August issue of GQ features cover girl Lohan in a sultry bikini shot, her curves drawing you in, those come-hither eyes asking, "Do you know a good lawyer?" Or... something. Click through for more.

It's no secret that the Germans have had a soft spot for the starlet since her stirring Volkswagen romance Herbie Fully Loaded, but one must wonder if that affection can survive her latest travails. Or if the country has even yet received word of those travails. I mean, they remove all those Downfall remixes from YouTube, and this is what we get in return? Hardly seems fair.

Anyway, here's Lindsay. Cover line (roughly): "On the beach with the girl who excited the world." Ah. [via PopEater]