Help Movieline Caption the First Image from Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch
Add Zack Snyder's upcoming Sucker Punch to the list of movies that Movieline will be fearlessly covering during Comic-Con 2010. The first image from the film has appeared online and... huh. If you loved Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, then here's your movie!
As with the Ryan Reynolds-as-Green Lantern first look, the pic comes from the latest edition of EW (Photoshopped into Web readiness by way of JoBlo) and shows some of the cast Snyder has assembled for his live-action follow-up to Watchmen. Behold Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens and... Scott Glenn? Who let him in the building? Sucker Punch has been described as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns," so do with that information what you will. It also stars Carla Gugino and -- of course -- Jon Hamm.
Anyway, dear readers, you know the drill: If there's a ridiculous still from some new geek-bait movie on the Internet, then it needs a caption. Put on your Friday best and help Movieline caption this one in the comments below. My entry: "...and Scott Glenn as The Nazi."
· First Photo From Zack Snyder's 'Sucker Punch' [JoBlo]
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"Welcome to the Cabaret!"
is it just me or is the girl in the front channeling sailor moon?
So, you ladies come here often?--- NAZI!!!!!!
This isn't from a Zack Snyder movie, they're not moving in slow motion enough.
"Scott Glenn? I thought this was a Ke$ha video." - Vanessa Hudgens
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bondage.
"You know, you can smile while I do your caricatures. You'd all prefer not to? Ok, it's your 14 carnival tickets."
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Army"
That is so completely made of win. Well done!
How has no one referenced that lollipop in Jamie Chung's hand?
"If you don't give us back that hair dryer, me and my girls will start counting. One..." - Emily Browning
Your safe word is "Chris Hansen."
Some things are better left unsaid.
Boing?
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The Guns of Silicone.
The Defense Department unveiled it's newest campaign in the Iraq conflict today, known as "Operation: Brastrap."
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Leather, Latex, and Lolipops, The Lancome Legion.
Ha! I vote for this.
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Scott Glenn stars in NAZI PIMP
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For 27 years, you've waited.
Now, the wait is over.
More Scott Glenn.
More Nazi Nonsense.
More desaturated blue-tinted stylization.
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