Our Commenters of the Week Get to Take a Sniffly Ed O'Neill Out for Custard

Aw, look at that widdow award-snubbed face. Ed O'Neill may be the lovable patriarch on Modern Family, but Emmy voters left the TV veteran cold when it came to declaring nominees for Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series this year. His co-stars Ty Burrell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Sofia Vergara, and Julie Bowen all picked up mentions, but now you, our beloved Movieline commenters, get to pick up Ed O'Neill. And the tab! We hear he's a fan of Oreo Fro-Yo, so surprise him with a medium cup, would you?

So. Who's gets to help heal our favorite Bundy?

Martini Shark on VIDEO: Watch Charlton Heston, Man of Leisure, Explain the 'X' Rating: "Somewhere there must be video of a nuanced Richard Chamberlain, lacrosse shaft perched on his shoulder, as he details the intricacies of the new PG-13 rating."

The Winchester on Hayden Christensen Wants Credit For 'Royal Pains': "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! (The accompanying audio is that horrible moment from Revenge of the Sith, when Darth Vader, in the form that we all know and feared him as, cries and moans like a little bitch when he discovers Natalie Portman died of a broken heart. That's what it sounds like. I'm ashamed I know that. If you got it without the explanation, you should be too.)"

ZOOEYGLASS1999 on Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail: "A more appropriate punishment would be for Lohan to spend 90 days listening to her two released 'albums.'"

sweetbiscuit on Man Dies at 'Eclipse' Screening: "This just in: A recent death at a Twilight movie screening makes Kristen Stewart feel like she's been personally violated."

CiscoMan on The 9 Most Scathing Critical Responses to LeBron James: The Decision: "ESPN is one of my standby, wallpaper channels. I used to love that they took their journalism seriously, but not themselves. At some point, I don't really know when, that flipped around. I hope they give themselves the ESPY for Most Inane & Absurd Sports-Related Event. Speaking of inane and absurd... the ESPYs are coming!"

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