5 Recent Music Videos That Should be Adapted Into Summer Movies
2. Miley Cyrus, "Can't Be Tamed"
Synopsis: In a danceable update on Gabriel García Márquez's "A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings," the last member of a forgotten bird-teen species (Miley Cyrus) is discovered on the property of a sage farmer (James Cromwell). Sensing the opportunity for fame at the town crossroads, the farmer makes the difficult decision to use the bird-teen as a tented freakshow. He soon coins the slogan, "Beauty can be tamed!" Except not so fast, farmer: This bird-teen is one metaphor for dehumanization that knows how to juke. Once our feathered friend perfects the Harlem Shake, the farmer starts to fear its hip-bumping self-actualization and shoos her off the premises with a broom.
Director: Alfonso Cuarón
Cameo: Gael Garcia Bernal as the concerned townsperson who believes this bird-teen is destined for parties way out in the USA.


Comments
Really -- not this? I'd pay to find out why Brandon Flowers is always being abducted by ninjas. I need to know.
Yes, Seren! Thank you for posting that! I also thought this was missing, I would totally watch a full length movie just based on those 3 minutes of video!
You should have considered at least one that would actually make a good movie. (Yes, I'm talking about "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace.
Did the reporter really identify the main character of the Kate Perry Video as Zooey Deschanel by accident, or is he playing off Zooey's well-known hatred for being told that she and Kate could be twins?
Because it's luscious Kate in the Video, all the way.
Mad max teen version??
Kind of boring watching the influence of punk-style moms from 20-25 years behind, the concept of originality has been extinct in the USA for the last 100 hundred years.
They are just trying to get on Z's high-horse and make others laugh. These arent literal movies, of which some sound sort of good..