5 Recent Music Videos That Should be Adapted Into Summer Movies

2. Miley Cyrus, "Can't Be Tamed"

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Synopsis: In a danceable update on Gabriel García Márquez's "A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings," the last member of a forgotten bird-teen species (Miley Cyrus) is discovered on the property of a sage farmer (James Cromwell). Sensing the opportunity for fame at the town crossroads, the farmer makes the difficult decision to use the bird-teen as a tented freakshow. He soon coins the slogan, "Beauty can be tamed!" Except not so fast, farmer: This bird-teen is one metaphor for dehumanization that knows how to juke. Once our feathered friend perfects the Harlem Shake, the farmer starts to fear its hip-bumping self-actualization and shoos her off the premises with a broom.

Director: Alfonso Cuarón

Cameo: Gael Garcia Bernal as the concerned townsperson who believes this bird-teen is destined for parties way out in the USA.

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Comments

  • Seren says:

    Really -- not this? I'd pay to find out why Brandon Flowers is always being abducted by ninjas. I need to know.

  • HC says:

    Yes, Seren! Thank you for posting that! I also thought this was missing, I would totally watch a full length movie just based on those 3 minutes of video!

  • TheRevolutionary says:

    You should have considered at least one that would actually make a good movie. (Yes, I'm talking about "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace.

  • Timothy says:

    Did the reporter really identify the main character of the Kate Perry Video as Zooey Deschanel by accident, or is he playing off Zooey's well-known hatred for being told that she and Kate could be twins?
    Because it's luscious Kate in the Video, all the way.

  • Lio says:

    Mad max teen version??
    Kind of boring watching the influence of punk-style moms from 20-25 years behind, the concept of originality has been extinct in the USA for the last 100 hundred years.

  • SHIZZ says:

    They are just trying to get on Z's high-horse and make others laugh. These arent literal movies, of which some sound sort of good..