What's On: Oh, Brother

Big Brother returns to CBS tonight with a brand new conceit and 13 housemates who will soon have to talk to each other. Julie Chen will narrate the adventures as our trusty host, and hopefully the show waits until at least episode three or so before they bring back Chima. Here's hoping!

Big Brother 12 [CBS, 8 PM]

The 13 new housemates enter their residence, but one of them is a hired saboteur whose only mission is to wreak havoc in the house. You know what kind of havoc I'd like? If the saboteur decided to rename this season The Mole and turn into Anderson Cooper.

So You Think You Can Dance [Fox, 9 PM]

Will Alex Wong be well enough to perform tonight? The outlook is grim, but if miracles are real, he'll be jiving and wailing for his life with the other two contestants in the bottom three. However, I'd be lying if I claimed I wasn't excited for Billy Bell to win the entire competition with Alex out of the way.

Bethenny Getting Married [Bravo, 10 PM]

Bethenny and Jason's wedding day arrives, meaning plenty of hormonal outbursts, sardonic speeches, and a potential Real Housewives reunion are in store. Our girl Frankel also spends time working on her book.

The Waterboy [FX, 10 PM]

Adam Sandler plays a waterboy-turned-football star who most overcome his fierce temper and un-supportive mother (Kathy Bates) in order to play the game he loves. His coach (Henry Winkler) believes not only in his new recruit, but in Roy Orbison. It gets dicey. And look, there's Fairuza Balk as the rambunctious yet downtrodden girlfriend!