Vampires Suck Trailer: Yes, the Spoof Guys Finally Got to Twilight
What's even more inevitable than another iteration of the Law & Order franchise? Another spoof movie from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo who've turned what really should have been three-minute Funny or Die videos into the feature-length Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Date Movie. Their latest is Vampires Suck (but how will I know that it's a spoof if it isn't called Vampire Movie?), and the very first joke of the trailer is directly ripped off from Twilight with Cheeseburgers, so you know we're in good hands here.
I wish I could tell you who it stars -- 90210's Matt Lanter is Edward, I think -- but that will include Ken Jeong, which is too bad, so let's just cut this short, shall we?
VERDICT: Pass.
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And I thought one vampire spoof movie was enough. Anyone else remember Transylmania?
It was done better in Stan Helsing.
It looks awful, but I'll probably see it anyway.
Why?
I see nearly everything that comes out. I've seen Epic Movie and Disaster Movie, to give you an idea of how not picky I am.
Twenty bucks says Ken Jeong was hired solely for a bit player to tell him "stop screaming, I have a HANG OVER."
Then another could respond "Way to be a ROLE MODEL".
Then somebody farts and falls down.
Wow, I actually thought the trailer was funny, but knowing the producers of the movie, it will probably, uh, suck.
Apparently the cynic's view of "Hell really IS on earth" has gained new traction.
I don't why I'm questioning something so daft and pointless but what the heck has Alice in Wonderland got to do with bashing Vampire movies?
I think this looks so funny. I am obsessed with twilight so of course I will see this. P.S. Matt Lanter is cuter than Robert and Taylor combined.
Just like the title Vampires Do Suck! (blood) LOL!!
You don't need to know from the title. It's one all right. You didn't think that 'Meet The Spartans', was one of them, did you? These guys even have the same score composer and cinematographer as from their past movies.