Will James Cameron's Next Film Star the Black Eyed Peas?
As we all know, James Cameron's best work is not Aliens, Avatar, or Titanic, but instead his one contribution to music video history: Martini Ranch's "Reach" video, a deliciously absurd parable about female bodybuilders and Kathryn Bigelow's doability in a cowgirl outfit. Alas, Cameron hasn't directed a music video since, although according to will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas, the director is going to put off Avatar 2 to direct their concert film. Um what?
The frontman tells Vibe:
"Right now we are planning our 3-D tour movie and James Cameron is directing it. We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet. The Peas are filming it in South America. People will be able to see us in the theater with the 3-D glasses and everything."
"There will be a storyline that [Cameron] came up with, which will be dope. It's a full-length film and it's based around our tour activities. We've toured from America and Europe, to the Middle East, South America, Asia and Africa. It's not like we go, 'Yo, we are international, you know what I'm saying? London and Paris!' Nah, that's just two cities. We want to go across the planet."
Indeed, this will be dope! (And we all know how much James Cameron loves South America.) Imagine the kitsch factor of the following video, only with Fergie and 3D:
James Cameron Is Bringing Black Eyed Peas To The Big Screen [Vibe via Slashfilm]
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I heard the budget's already hit $250 million and he's trying to paint Fergie blue.
Will the 3-D glasses come with the earplugs built-in?
As the guy who took this picture will attest, you haven't really seen Fergie piss her pants in concert until you've seen it in 3-D.
Oh please will.i.am sucks, and the rest of those talentless nothings are sorry look like they don't bathe, and that shit they put out is not music, it is trash... biggest band on the planet my ass!!!! pieces of shit. They had one ok song "Where is the love?" w/that other piece of trailer trash timberlake but after that just nonsense. People these days are just stupid music has been really good since the end of the 80" early 90's not there is no music just shit over shit.
I enjoyed their first album, but everything the Black Eyed Peas have done since taking on Fergie has been absolutely wretched.
will.i.am is another egomaniac. Why should James Cameron give a damn about his sorry ass excuse for a "music"...
Never ever ever happen. Not a snowball's chance in hell is this a real project.
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I agree. But 80s music for the most part sucks balls.
I'm in no rush to see an Avatar 2, but I hope this is a joke. It sounds like the worst thing ever, and a true waste of whatever remains of James Cameron's talents.
your an idiot.....in the 80's almost every genre of music was superp....Metal was great, they had thrash AND hair metal....hardcore was just starting out....even pop music was awesome even though its cheesy as all hell listening back. 80's music OWNS!!!
Um they are the biggest band in the world right now. More number 1 hits in one year than any band in the last 10 years. That's an actual fact. If you hate all music today than you obviously don't look hard enough. There's tonnes of good stuff out there. I grew up in the 80's and love that music...but give me a break, Black Eyed Peas are smart and savvy and have a cd that everyone bought young and old. Grow up..
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