Our Commenters of the Week Get to Cast 10 More People in Scream 4

wes225.jpgApparently the real horror of Scream 4 is all behind the camera -- they've got abrupt cast departures, impetuous hires, Wes Craven's lack of script control, Kevin Williamson's eviction, among other snafus. Now, as one of Movieline's anointed commenters, you get a chance to add 10 more familiar names to the cast and make it the celebrity cavalcade it deserves to be. And so you know, I've already taken Jennifer Love Hewitt/Alfre Woodard/Kieran Culkin/Cicely Tyson/Justin Bieber/Gloria Stuart/Cole and Dylan Sprouse/Luise Rainer/Alfred Hitchcock. So choose something else.

sweetbiscuit on Will the New Mel Gibson Controversy Wreck Jodie Foster's 'The Beaver'?: "Way to get it on tape, sugartits!"

Old No. 7 on Brett Ratner Researching Big Butts for the Hobbit: "Not shown: James Cameron thumbing through the paperback release of Encyclopedia of Assholes."

CheddarWorld on The 9 Best Lines From Harry Knowles's Highly Sexualized Review of 'Eclipse': "Sure his comments may be childish and immature but come on... have you seen these terrible pieces of shite? What are they if not masturbation fodder for every teenager that still believes super hot immortals, alive for hundreds of years, would willingly go back to high school?"

Dimo on The 9 Best Lines From Harry Knowles's Highly Sexualized Review of 'Eclipse': "Just like an eclipse, Harry Knowles having sex is something that will burn your retinas if you look at it."

SunnyDaze on Was 'Amélie' Really the Best-Shot Film of the Last Decade?: "Then someone needs to invent a new term because "cinematography" is currently all we have to describe the whole she-bang. "Cinematography" is the making of lighting and camera choices when recording photographic images for the cinema. (Wikipedia) A virtual camera is still a camera and CG is still considered images for the cinema. In "Assassination of Jesse James" the top half of Brad Pitt's left middle finger is painstakingly erased in every single scene it appears in with the help of computer graphics. (imdb) Should this take it out of the running? If they did that I imagine the look of the film was enhanced using digital processing... I think "Wall-E" should be on the list (Roger Deakins was involved with the realistic look of this film), but I understand if you let one animated film in then others will demand to be recognized as well. Maybe they should do a separate list of animated, especially since stop motion like 'Wallace & Gromit', 'Corpse Bride', and 'Coraline' involve actual lighting of actual objects and sets."

Congrats to the winners!



Comments

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Yay!! And congrats to Sunnydaze most especially. Being recognized for this particular comment might be a bit like Paul Newman winning an Oscar for "The Color of Money" after so many other un-awarded stellar performances, but hey, a win is a win, right? 🙂

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    p.s. my new Screamy cast members would include Crispin Glover, Bryce Dallas Howard, Anton Yelchin, and an uncredited cameo by Mel Gibson (complete with bald cap and heavy prosthetic mask).

  • Dimo says:

    Yo...Sunny D. Squeaky wheel gets the grease my friend. Happy 4th of July to all my Movieline patriots!

  • stolidog says:

    well, i didn't win (again), but i'm ok with that.
    my ten (even though i didn't win the honor)
    Suzanne Sommers; that cousin from arrested development; Lucy from the lion the witch and the wardrobe; cory feldman; mathew fox; coolio; julia lewis dreyfis; jaimee bell; mary tyler moore & abigaile breslend.
    YES., i know i spellt everyones name wrong, it's the thought that counts.

  • Casey says:

    Can't they just get Emma Roberts to take care of production rewrites, she's way more qualified than any scribe to work for the Weinsteins since the 90's, and has a junior high school degree to back it up.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Yeah, I won "Paragraph of the Week"!

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Thanks, Sweetbiscuit! Maybe next I should start a line of salad dressing?

  • SunnydaZe says:

    We all need to communicate more. There is an email address on my blog link...

  • The Winchester says:

    Nicely done Sunny D!
    And yes, a very happy holiday weekend to all my movieline compatriots! Hopefully I won't need to call upon any of you to bail me out of jail for setting off illegal fireworks!
    Since I didn't win this week, I will refrain from casting, but I will say it would most likely include a Fahey and a Zane, as they belong in every movie.