Yes, They're Actually Calling it 5nal Destination
In the grand tradition of Se7en and the forthcoming Scre4m, New Line has officially opted to give its fifth Final Destination installment the title 5nal Destination. It's still pronounced "final" and everything, but, you know, with a silent "ve." Oh, and [SPOILER ALERT] the opening death scene will take place on a collapsing suspension bridge. [Bloody Disgusting]
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Is it possible to smack a company upside the head?
anal destination
The movie franchise title's got stupid starting with the FIRST sequel. A "final" destination means there are no more destinations!! Hence the word "FINAL". At least have called it Final Destination: Highway to Hell, or Final Destination: Crap Sequel, or SOMETHING to that effect.
The fourth one was "THE Final Destination". So I WAS expecting the sequel to be "The Movie Studio That Keeps Using Titles That Negate Themselves", but I guess "Fivenal Destination" works as well.
We can just all cross our fingers for the studio to go a completely different route - having this movie be a cartoon version, where the victims are a bunch of mice. it would be titled:
"Fievel Destination"
That's the stupidest thing I've heard today. You must already work at New Line 😉
No wonder death stalks these f*ckers! I'm rooting for death to finally finish off the franchise as relentlessly as it does the actors/actresses. And twice as bloody. Oh, and throw in a sex scene where death skull f*cks the producer of this schlock.
Now that's just not nice! But funny!
"death skull f*cks the producer"
That's the greatest metal band name I ever heard.
Me and my lousy eyesight. At first glance I thought the headline said "Anal Destination".