Paranormal Activity 2 Trailer So Scary It's Pulled From Theaters (Related: Pigs Fly)

And you didn't think there was a sucker born every minute. Variety -- Variety! -- is reporting that theater chain Cinemark had to pull copies of the admittedly scary Paranormal Activity 2 trailer from its theaters in Texas because of audience complaints that it was "too scary." Upon hearing the news, Paramount executives presumably feigned surprise and then remembered that it was all part of their elaborate marketing campaign. See you at the theater! [Variety]