Larry King Officially Quits
It's finally happened. Larry King -- a suspendered person famous for marrying ladies and interviewing people in a gruff, oft-confused haze -- has announced that he will be ending his CNN show Larry King Live this fall. "With this chapter closing I'm looking forward to the future and what my next chapter will bring," he said in a statement, "but for now it's time to hang up my nightly suspenders." Yes, and those suspenders? Try all you want, but they don't fit you, Piers Morgan. [CNN]
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"...What my next chapter will bring"?
Who's gonna tell him? I don't wanna tell him.
Old Deuteronomy comes out and escorts him to the giant tire while Larry sings 'Memory,' is my guess.
As long as he doesn't stop tweeting, we'll all be just fine.
"...What my next chapter will bring"?
The guy is 100 years old. What's his next chapter? Death?!"
"...What my next chapter will bring"?
I think they wrapped up printing on the Old Testament quite a while back, Larry.