Linsday Lohan to Flirt with Dog, For Art
Does there come a point in reenacting exploitation, humiliation, and sexual degradation where the reenactment essentially becomes real life for the performer forced to endure it? It's a tough question about whether in its making, art can perpetuate or exploit the very moment it purports to condemn, and I guess we'll have to ask Lindsay Lohan about it after she tries to get a dog to have sex with her in her new film, Inferno.
The Matthew Wilder film is just a script and a pair of promotional posters for now, but that script is one hot potato. Jezebel got their hands on it and according to them, the litany of abuses Lohan will suffer while portraying the porn star Linda Lovelace is... intense. Here's a fun sampling of what Lohan as Lovelace goes through:
· Young Linda is walloped in the face by her mother and burned on her palm
· While being fingered by her husband Chuck, a humiliated Linda is forced to say, "I'm stupid and ugly," "I'm a fat fatass," and "I'm a piece of dogs**t stinkin' up the sidewalk"
· Later, Chuck brutally kicks Linda with his sharp-toed Frey boots, then alternately kisses the bruises and presses down on them as part of sexual foreplay
· Linda's breast is fondled by a strange businessman who sings a tune from Mary Poppins
· After a foursome that includes Sammy Davis Jr, Linda is coerced into coming on to a German Shepherd, who is really not that into it
There are also immortal lines for Lohan to utter like, "I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only -- sucking a footlong cock!" We've come a long way from her never-nude stripper in I Know Who Killed Me, haven't we?
Revealed: Lohan's Porn-Star Script Has Rough Sex, Sad Sex, And Sex With A Dog [Jezebel]
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Well, at least she won't have any trouble at all remembering the lines.
Geez. They could've at least left the dog (four-legged one) out of this movie. Although I don't know that much about Lindsey L. other than her getting into trouble all the time, I find it interesting that this movie will be telling about the connection between women's lack of self-esteem and porn. It's something I always thought was the reason and still do. I read Linda L's bio many years ago, though I don't recall much, other than a story about Sammy Davis Jr.
I doubt I'll see this movie when/if it comes out because I hate porn for preying on women but I'm glad it will show the truth about why this well-known woman did porn (and I suspect why most women do porn) and not sugar coat it.
Yeah, but this is just a movie. In real life she banged Wilmer Valderrama.
That comment sir, was fucking flawless.
Guess we'll be seeing a few more sides to Lindsay.
There is also a connection between people's lack of self-esteem and sitcoms.
Florence and the Machines absolutely blew me away at the VMAs. Dog Days Are Over is such a cheerful song and it really is so much better than the crap played on pop radio today.