Help Us Caption the First Image from Conan the Barbarian
You have to wonder where Jason Momoa, the new star of Conan the Barbarian, will end up. Will he go on to star in numerous worldwide blockbusters, spawn a lifetime of impersonations and wind up as the governor of the great state of California? Or will he be the next Fabio, a soft-core fantasy and fake butter salesman? Judging from the first official still from Marcus Nispel's reboot of Conan, bet money on the latter. And because any remake of Conan the Barbarian deserves the highest level of respect, Movieline is once again calling you -- dear reader -- into service. After the jump check out the first official image from Conan the Barbarian and caption it to your heart's desire.
Here's mine: "Wait, there's a Conan the Barbarian remake happening?"
· First Official Photo of Jason Momoa as the New Conan the Barbarian [/Film]
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"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Hey, it actually helps to read the article sometimes. Sorry, Chris.
"I can't believe I am covered in butter!"
"What do you MEAN the main song from the soundtrack will be from Justin Bieber?!"
"I don't get it, what is gay about fish sticks?"
Looks like he already got smacked in his snot-box by a goose on a roller coaster, so he has that out of the way.
Ladies, don't you want your man to smell like me? I'm on a horse.
"I can't believe I'm not Kip Winger!"
I can't believe these extensions aren't butter!
And he told two friends, and so on, and so on, and so on.
Did you say I'm out of Mane & Tail Shampoo?
Do you know the riddle Conan? The Riddle of Cheese?
"Krom I wish Stargate: Atlantis hadn't been canceled!"
"Creepy Squirrel my ass..."
"I will take the person who forgot to wash my wig and suffocate him between my massive he-breasts!"
"You've messed with the wrong Conan this time, Leno."
"Now where's that goddamned camel..."
CONAN:WHAT TAR YOU LOOKIN AT ,TA HELL WITH YOU! TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!
Great writing! Thank you.
So what if I have girleee man arms? Shut up or I will hit you with my lacey purse!