Who's the Divorced Filmmaker Prowling For a 'Live-In Girlfriend' on Craigslist?

Hey, ladies! One "feature film director" in Los Angeles has just the opportunity for you, and you don't even have to have any talent. Unless walking to the bus stop is a talent. Details after the jump.

If the recent Craigslist posting below is to be believed, a lucky someone is going to score some free rent. She can even bring her cat along!

$1 Film director looking for a live-in girlfriend (near Grifith [sic] Park)

Date: 2010-06-21, 12:40PM PDT

Reply to: [REDACTED]

Tall, respectful, single (divorced) feature film director looking for a live-in girlfriend in cool artsy LA home. Free rent, utils. Nice, safe, quiet, neighborhood with excellent restaurants and transit a block away. Fenced backyard with fruit trees, pets OK. Short term or long term, just have a sense of humor and love life.

Yes, you read that right: "Transit a block away." Remember the good-old days, when the director you casually banged would just take you home instead of A) asking you to move in or B) giving you directions to the bus stop?

Anyway, good luck.

· Film director looking for a live-in girlfriend [Craigslist]