New Eclipse Short Humorously Explains Vampires vs. Wolves vs. Vampires

Summit on Sunday unveiled a collection of new videos pegged to next week's momentous release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, showing off some of Bella and Edward's panty-soaking pillow talk and the latest 60-second TV spot to stir the Twihard masses to pulsating hormonal rage. But I'm especially fond of the featurette suggestively titled "Newborn Vampire Army," in which a bevy of Twilight stars attempt to explain the unholy alliance between the Cullenesque "good" vampires and Jacob's werewolf clan -- all to defeat the bad vampires of the title, who are coming for Bella. None of which would matter much in the grand scheme of things were it not kind of... hilarious.

"Hold up!" mutters Jacob at one point. "What damn army?" Moments later you've got those oversize shapeshifters chowing down on pasty bloodsuckers, all while the actors involved -- most rocking their yellow contact lenses -- elaborate on why this is a profoundly important and/or "insane" development in the Twilight universe. I will take their word for it. Do I have any choice?